If there are any stories from the last month you feel we should have included, please let us know in the comments! The leader of the program, who also taught one of the units, was awesome. Best of all, we now have loyal listeners--IT professionals, miscellaneous geeks, and complete newbies that listen to some of our favorite stories of cybersecurity history on their drives to work, their treadmill runs, and during their late-night coding sessions. I got their food orders, brought them it when it came out hot and fresh (no clever lines there; the menu was too big to come up with something for everything, though I did try for the kids.) Is there anything else you require of me?’. Managers aside, I was the only female employee in the department at the time. This means Mr. 'You know what, Mr. Endoman? He says, ‘Hey Jhondafish, a woman just came upfront and complained about some cheese you cut for her?’ To which I reply,  ‘She said she wanted it cut as thick as I could get it.’ We shared a laugh for a few seconds and just told me not to do it again. 15. Deny Me Coffee? Bang on 1 pound of wings. The kinds of people who are stubborn, hard-headed and unable to see the bigger picture let. My boss is never available for help and hardly on site. We didn't actually weigh the wings, our specs said eight wings to a pound. The year after that, we surpassed a million downloads. Sam glares at me as I drive off into the... late morning sun.". He emphasized that I am not working up to mark and I need to do more in order to be ‘confirmed’ as per agreement. He asks where the $20s are and I tell him, “We are out. He had a 35-40km drive from his home to his workplace, and as he wasn’t 18 yet, he had to drive on a moped. You know, H2O?’ After that, the meal went relatively quietly. I was watching the minutes go by in anticipation trying to decide if someone would come find me before my shift ended or not. I later found out dad was using the time to save up some money since he figured he would have to move the fence and that was expensive, and he hoped maybe the neighbor would not push it that far and come to work with him rather than go to all that cost. When the situation calls for it, we just gotta roll up our sleeves, and not necessarily sink down to their level, but rather, outwit, outsmart and outplay them in a game that’s far more clever, far more cunning and far more rewarding. He paid for a pound, he's going to get what he paid for,' and threw two of his wings in the garbage and re-weighted the food. I, in fact, made no move to get my manager, but carefully schooled my expression to something neutral and kept my tone as calm as can be. My supervisor begins constantly badgering me over the raise of my idle percent, about 10 to 12% higher now. The car was a complete write off. 'Oh, sorry. Some people gotta be taught a lesson, like the neighbors suing over 6 inches of land or the boss who was being a jerk to his apprentice (it’s ok, the apprentice got him right where it hurts – his wallet…). At this point, the kids were upset and Wife was furious. You must have at least one lowercase letter and either an uppercase, number or special character. He adjusted his black suit before talking through a flashing earpiece again. Great, but how do I prevent this from happening again? Come fall when winter moved in we sold the pigs to slaughter, and dad stacked up a bunch of building supplies next to the pen and let the neighbors know we would be expanding the profitable operation in the spring. When this happens, the company provides breakfast from the local coffee shop for those coming in early to interview. Sugar is in the caddy on your wife’s right. The train braked again and he repeated his shoving, so the conversation went like this: Him: (with barely suppressed rage) ‘Well you keep elbowing me on the side! The 2 Senior Managers who hired me resigned from the firm abruptly leaving me second in charge to Mr. Your driver just refuses to go across anything other than perfected asphalt.’. They demanded he move the fence immediately, or they would sue. If you applied for the extension and handed in your project past the deadline, and your extension wasn’t granted at all or wasn’t granted for enough time, you’d get a failing mark for being late. This went on for a little while, as Entitled Dad wasn’t ready to order the next two times I stopped, even though his kids already knew what they wanted. They looked at the invoice the town sent and rather than argue with the most stubborn man in town, they decided to just cut up and haul off the trees themselves. He hung his hat up and shook his head when he told my mom in his slow way. See more ideas about Revenge stories, Revenge, Malicious. If you see a theme here, so did my dad. Treat All Prank Calls Like They're Serious? I still remember when my dad got home from the meeting. I also suggested that the male coworker sit somewhere where he didn't have a direct line of sight to my locker if it really offended him so much. Most of our class ended up needing extensions for it due to sick children, bereavement, illnesses, other life stuff that meant you couldn’t spend 50-60 hours every week on it to meet the deadline. Because many of those applying still have jobs, we sometimes do interviews very early or very late in the day. What is this tactic you ask? Our first introduction was this legal demand. I’ll Never Leave A Spill Unattended AGAIN. Wake Me Out Of My Slumber To Scam Me, Take This…. Manager, ‘You mean to tell me that you didn’t unload the truck because you were watching a spill?’, Manager, ‘Why didn’t you just clean it up?’, Me, ‘But leaving the spill would be unsafe for any customers. Our store is in a college town, and everyone is bored as heck right now for obvious reasons. He drives the trucks that deliver different loads of materials. I Have A Solution. After 6 months, Mr. I checked on them twice to make sure the food was good, even got to chatting with the wife and kids for a bit. Steve tries to be overly positive and also a bit snarky with comments like 'Thank you Paul Blart, for keeping America safe,' which busts up the rest of our crew. I had to drive the four-wheeler back there every day to take care of them, and within a month halfway to the pen and my eyes would start watering it smelled so bad. He asked his boss whether he should show up at the company earlier, to catch a ride with the other carpenters. Oh me. Malicious Compliance Story 4. When I was a teen, once a year she always had us pull everything out of the garage (she had lots of boxes and a concerning amount of possession), so we could go through it, clean and reorganize. You’ll need to find someone to close down my department as well.’ This time I shrugged and decided to guard it as if my job depended on it. You Want Change For Your Big Bills? from the boss and he runs to the computer. I love Harry and Hermione in your story. The malware attack that rippled through SEPTA’s system in August — temporarily thwarted real-time travel info, payroll and the company email system — has also kneecapped the transit authority’s ability to monitor crowding on vehicles, a SEPTA spokesperson confirmed.. He would pay for the travel expenses for going by plane, teaching the boss a lesson. 9. After they decide to give me a written verbal warning, I become the MOST efficient truck no-idler in our branch. That is it exactly! After they decided to give me a wRiTtEn VeRbAl WaRnInG I became the MOST efficient truck no idler in our branch and I brought it down to a 0.00 by shutting the truck off at every stop sign, red light, highway stopped in traffic, in drive-thrus, and INSTANTLY off when I got to where I was going. At the time of this story, the miners were getting paid by the foot. The pigs were far enough from us, and our other neighbors that it didn’t bother anyone but the people he wanted it too bother. You are leasing them like you lease this floor. One kid looked a little sad when I first approached their table, so I thought that it’d be a perfect opportunity. As thick as I can? My friend’s father was pissed off about the hazing, and when they wouldn’t give my friend a ride, his father had had enough. Being the money-grubber he is, he never signed that confirmation. This being a place I’ve worked for years and I had a good relationship with my manager, we both just chatted about how much of a d*ck this guy was after he was gone. Now, remember this is a utility truck that is charging my two phones, laptop, tablet, and my various equipment's rechargeable batteries, all this juice sucking and no alternator spinning putting the power back into the truck battery causing it to die. Even Entitled Dad was annoyed because I was way nicer and warmer to other tables. I head back up to talk to Sam, when I see an open parking spot reserved for Bob, James, and Harry, Attorneys at Law. One water, no ice. We tell the server to bring it out and tell him he's getting more than a pound. As a miner, it was part of the deal that you fix your equipment. The train that was due had been held at the previous station, so by the time it reached the station I was in, it was sardines in every carriage. And something that came out of the dinosaurs years ago. He tossed my write up and I’m guessing talked to the super because I never heard a word about idle time again and I quit caring about it. Is everything ok with my pictures? He carried on handing them out anyway while they were in the process of changing the system, getting into a lot of trouble in the process, but once it was fully changed over, his power to grant them was gone. Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty five… he gets nineteen $5s. Entitled Dad: ‘We’re not ready to order yet.’, Me: (completely emotionless) ‘Very well, sir. get over here. Ok, No More Ms. Fun Server. By the time my mother received the letter, the mess had been put away, but they decided to get her on a few other complaints such as the bikes against the side of the house and the ‘patchy’ gravel. The year after that, we surpassed a million downloads. I asked if this happens to be a Tuesday, and sure enough, it was. A couple of days before the deadline, the course leader gets in touch to gleefully inform us that the morons in charge took away his extension powers, but not his powers to change the actual deadline dates. This spread included eight dozen bagels, all ten of our flavors of cream cheese, pastries, brownies, and enough coffee to power a college dorm through finals week. So I decided to comply with his request to not stand next to him. The window makes it 2/3 the way before the battery gives way to a rising mud flood. Chicken - yes, salt - yes, black pepper - no (gross, too spicy), celery - no (I can't even stand the smell), onions - NO!!! 35 Gray Root Makeovers That Glow Up Instead Of Cover Up, 31 Dogs Who Look Totally Different Before And After Visiting The Groomers, People Share Their "Putting A Bully In Their Place" Revenge Stories, People Share Their "White Hot" Tales Of Revenge, People Share Their "So Petty, It Hurts" Revenge Stories, People Share Their Small But Despicable Revenge Stories, © 2020Metaspoon. As we head to security at lunch, Steve says he has to go to the bathroom. Compliance means adhering to … He isn't an employee so he isn't parking! "I see one of my best uses of Malicious Compliance to get what I want without getting in trouble for it. Now BJ&H is located on the ninth floor of a commercial skyscraper deep in an industrial complex downtown. Wife was confused, but I just smiled and winked before I left to get their drinks. “I demand to be put in a seat that is able to recline” “A few years ago I was on a flight from LA to Singapore (takes 16+ hours). Today is the day you get to share your favorite stories involving masterminded plots and cunningly crafted ploys of vengeance. Which isn't much but still really annoying with how much more business we've been getting, again for obvious reasons. This had been going on way too long so I took up the habit of just hanging up whenever someone starts saying some stupid nonsense. Me: ‘Lastly, your dihydrogen monoxide, in its solid and liquid forms.’. Big H told his supervisor he’ll only accept if Strict General Contractor signs a liability contract. Just when it was getting good too. So we threw the other ones out. Next time I had stopped by the table, Entitled Dad was up at the front paying, while the kids drew on the kid’s menus and Wife watched them. And four different types of cheese. Harry pulls out a piece of paper and scribbles, 'OP is now a member of Bob, James, and Harry's' and signs it, then asks me to sign as well. A table is set aside for me. There were meters outside the building, but I knew I would need close to ten trips to deliver all this food, and didn't have a lot of change on me. My supervisor begins constantly badgering me over the raise of my idle percent, about 10 to 12% higher now. 1 year passed and he didn’t confirm me always citing the same reason. So I got a counter full of about 20+ bags, each bag with a different order, and this one bag gets to me and it said, ‘Cook shrimp an extra minute.’ Now like I said, the fryers cook funny when there’s that much food going in and out, so using my ‘years of shrimp frying experience,’ I extrapolate in my head what the food should look like if cooked for that long under normal conditions, and cook it until it looks like that. Someone accidentally let slip to her manager when he called in the incident and there was no one to manage, he asked me to deal with the incident. I told the kids 'If you really hate the taste of veggies, I'll make soup tomorrow, and you guys can make sure I only put stuff in you like.' That is when a very well dressed man walks over. Boss: 'OP can you please do follow up with, commissioning body, staff, and residents involved and write the report send it all directly to me please? Malicious compliance: | |Malicious compliance| is the behavior of a person who intentionally inflicts harm by str... World Heritage Encyclopedia, the aggregation of the largest online encyclopedias available, and the most definitive collection ever assembled. If you don’t come in you better have a doctor’s note.’ So I went to the doctor and they said to stay out of the office for at least a week. Server Uses Malicious Compliance to Show Customer How Rude He's Being Rude Customer Gets Instant Karma From Spiteful Cashier Over Christmas Ornament Uber Driver Gets Back at Nasty Passenger By Following Her Directions to a 'T' I couldn’t help but think how dumb this was as I could see a cleaning station just on the other side of a bunker. Funnily enough, it was the same appetizer the older couple had. As it turns out, Entitled Dad is a serial complainer to try and get discounts and free food from restaurants, and Wife was very upset that not only he pulled it again, but on their new favorite server. This Is What You Get Instead. * better. “The company I work for is going on a bit of a hiring spree, and that means lots of interviews. ALOT. Here is your: coffee. TD is left waiting there for a solid 1 and a half hours and other supply trucks and contractors back up on the road. I go to 4 of my other colleagues who also worked for Mr. Feb 11, 2020 - Explore K Caprio's board "Revenge stories" on Pinterest. As it is with apprenticeships, being the apprentice means a lot of hazing from the more senior members of a company. About a month ago, he was on a job for Strict General Contractor to deliver lumber for a housing development being built on marshy land. To test the sludge for driving, TD took a paint stick and stuck it into the mess that was the access road. What a first part it is. And avocado, spinach, and tomato – but a bagel nonetheless. She said with a sh*tty ‘gotcha!’ attitude while looking at her own timer, ‘Yeah, you need to cook that for an extra 45 seconds.’ At this point, her food was already looking too done, but she interrupted my flow and gave me an attitude, so I blurted out, ‘OH, OK,’ and set a timer for 45 seconds and put it on the counter. 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